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Roses are dirty
Violets have fleas
Peel back my skin
And lick off my cheese


Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted


Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just come
Pass me a hanky


Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cos here comes my willy


Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show us your tits


Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit


Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter


Roses are red
When in reality
Sleeping with girls
Don't beat bestiality


Roses are red
But I like Carnations
You're so crap in bed
That I fucked your alsation


Roses are red
Violets are finer
Chickens are fowl
Just like your vagina


Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring up a friend
And try double entry


Roses are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap


Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give us a blow job
And swallow it down


Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
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