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For years YouTube comments have held the honorary title of 'Most retarded shit' on the internet. Commentators on the site, whose usernames are usually followed by a series of random numbers, have been renowned for their cruelty, stupidity and crassness.

"YouTube comments are the special Olympics of the internet", said Lance iPad III, web guru with TechnoCrunch. "It's like they assembled all the kids who sit at the back of the bus licking windows, gave them a keyboard and said 'Go!'."

The new site ChatRoulette connects users via their webcams where they can enjoy a video or text chat. However, users have quickly ensured that Chatroulette is a place not so much NSFW as Not Safe For Life...

Working hard? Been a busy morning? Well you deserve a well-earned break, a short respite. And what better way to take your mind off it all then by playing a video-game. And what better video-game to play then this awesome ball-bouncing one involving the one and only Mr. T. So quit yo jibber-jabber!

Control Mr. T sitting in his tank where he encourages or berates you depending how skilled you are. Bounce the ball of his tank against the bricks and Snickers bars above, keep going for as long as you can. Simple, highly addictive and great fun.

Get nuts, go nuts, get points, get practicing, get a high score. Make Mr. T proud, and don't make him pity the fool!