Here mate (whit?)

You lookin at ma burd? (naw)

How no? Trying tae say she's ugly or summin?



Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!

Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!

Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!

Am gony pump your maw



Here you, that will be right

I heard you tried to knock my stash last night

Here you, what's the fuckin script

You're a wee baw bag, your jaws getting ripped

Here you ya stupit we dafty

Don't want to gee ye malky but I think am gona huvty,

Gonna jump aw oor yer heid,

That'll teach you fur stealin ma weed



Here you, that'll be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget

Here you, that'll be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget

Here you, that will be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget

Am gony rip your jaw



Am goin doon the toon tae see if I get lucky

If I canny get a burd ah'll drink sum mair Buckie

Wash it doon wae a couple of pills

I know they eckies will cure ma ills

Get a Courtney Pine of Lou Reed

When ah wake in the morning ah'll probly be deid

Don't worry he's got Johnny Cash

Rolla Jimmy Cliff of Moroccan Hash

If that dusny work we'll get some crack

Freebase some coke and then some smack

PCP, psilocybin's the potion for me!



Here you, that'll be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget

Here you, that'll be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget

Here you, that will be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget

Am gony rip your jaw (aye right)



Don't geez any yer,

Don't geez any yer,

Don't geez any yer shite!

(Ah pumped yer maw last night)



Don't geez any yer,

Don't geez any yer,

Don't geez any yer shite!

(Ah smoked yer draw last night)



Here mate, mate, yer a dick mate, yer a dick!



Here you, that'll be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget (Turn up the bouncy tunes)

Here you, that'll be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget (yasss)

Here you, that will be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget



Whit ye dain ya mad fanny?

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