Family Fortunes Answers
These are allegedly answers from the famous Family Fortunes Show.


Something you lose when you get older: 'Your purse..'

A sport which involves throwing something: 'Tennis..'

A type of bean: 'Lesbian..'

Something you would play with in the bath: 'A bazooka..'

Someone you wouldn't swear in front of: 'Yourself..'

A country where Arabic is spoken: 'Nigeria..'

Someone or something whose existence has never been proven: 'Hitler..'

A number you might have to memorise: 'Seven..'

Something that makes you close your eyes: 'Dark..'

Something that comes in pairs: 'Rabbits..'

A way of toasting someone: 'Over a fire..'

A Boy's name beginning with the letter J: 'Gerald..'

An instrument you can play while walking in the street: 'A cello..'

A type of oil: 'Sewing-machine oil..'

A word beginning with Z: 'Xylophone..'

A slang word for a girl: 'Slag..'

An animal with horns: 'A bee...'

A medieval weapon: 'Hand-grenade..'

Something made of wool: 'A sheep..'

Something a bridegroom might wear: 'A dress..'

Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club: 'Animals'

An animal with a long tail: 'A rabbit..'

Something a train-spotter would have in his pocket: 'A magnifying glass..'

Something you put out for the birds: 'Worms..'

A way to prevent snoring: 'Put a pillow over his face..'

A word used to describe a very hot day: 'A very hot day..'

A song from 'The Sound Of Music': 'Dancing Queen..'

Someone who works early hours: 'A burglar..'

Something made to be wheeled around: 'A hammer..'

A reason for kneeling: 'To be beheaded..'

A nickname for a slim person: 'Slimmy..'

A measurement of liquid: 'Paint..'

Something that's nice to wear next to your skin: 'Pants..'

A famous Dick: 'Carrot..'

A wild animal that's native to Britain: 'A bear..'

Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house: 'Feeds your pets..'

Something that comes in 7's: 'Fingers..'

A vocalist known by only one name: 'Michael Jackson..'

A yellow fruit: 'Orange..'

An animal beginning with B: 'Bullfrog..'

Something associated with Liverpool: 'The Yellow Brick Road..'

A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme: 'Little Red Riding Hood..'

Something associated with Queen Victoria: 'Her husbands..'

Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming: 'Your legs..'

A place you would keep a pen: 'A zoo..'

Something you beat: 'An apple..'

Something associated with rain: 'Water..'

An animal that lives in the English countryside: 'A lion..'

Something you make into a ball: 'Eggs..'

A game that uses a black ball: 'Darts..'

A popular TV soap: 'Dove..'

Other than 'carrier', a type of bag: 'Horse..'

Something you might find in a garage: 'a grand piano..'

Something a Frenchman would say Answer: 'On Garde..'

A fast animal: 'A hippo..'

Something you keep in the garden: 'A cat..'

Something that gives you goosebumps: 'Mumps..'

A character from Little Red Riding Hood: 'Hansel and Gretel..'

Something that has a shell: 'Batman..'

Any dance apart from the waltz: 'The ball dance..'

Something a policeman might say: 'Spread 'em..'

Something that frightens Dracula: 'The King of the Vampires..'

A non-living object with legs: 'A plant..'

A sign of the Zodiac: 'April..'

An animal associated with a nursery rhyme: 'Andy Pandy..'

A mode of transport that you can walk in: 'Your shoes..'

An animal with big ears: 'A bear..'

Something you do on water: 'Wallpaper..'

A musical instrument you can play in the bath: 'A drum kit..'

Something associated with Egypt: 'Cigars..'

A part of your body you only have one of: 'Your big toe..'

Something you pull: 'A potato..'

An animal used as a form of transport: 'A turtle..'

A famous Phil or Philip: 'Phil Johnson..'

A habit people try to give up: 'Spitting..'

A Thunderbirds character: 'Doctor Spock..'

Another TV gameshow with the word 'family' in the title: 'The Generation Game..'

A seaside resort on the south coast: ' Rio de Janeiro..'

Something you open other than a door: 'Your bowels..'

Something with a red light on it: 'a Dalek..'

Something that makes you scream: 'A squirrel..'

A food than can easily be eaten without chewing: 'Chips..'

A type of record: 'A floppy disk..'

A type of large cat: 'Persian..'

A job that a working dog does: 'A slave..'

Something people might be allergic to: 'Skiing..'

An occupation where you need a torch: 'A burglar..'

A well known superstition: 'Running in front of a car..'

Something you use a microchip in: 'A fish-fryer..'

A dangerous race: 'The Arabs..'

A game played in the dark: 'Charades..'

Some famous brothers: 'Bonnie and Clyde..'

A jacket potato topping: 'Jam..'

A part of the body you have more than two of: 'Arms..'

Something you find on a fire engine: 'Coal..'

A famous royal: 'Mail..'

Something you do before going to bed: 'Sleep..'

An item of clothing worn by the Three Muskateers: 'A horse..'

An animal you see at the zoo: 'Dog..'

Something you might do in a power cut: 'Read a book..'

A famous Parisian landmark: 'Hawaii..'

One of Harry Enfield's characters: 'Sooty..'

A famous Irishman: 'Disraeli..'

The first place detectives look for fingerprints: 'The floor..'

Something you associate with the sea: 'A coffin..'

A famous Arthur: 'Shakespeare..'

A type of cut: 'Skull..'

A weapon in the game of Cluedo: 'Dice..'

Something people take to the beach: 'Turkey..'

A reason someone digs a hole in the road: 'Grave digger..'

An ingredient in chicken stuffing: 'Chicken..'

Something a girl should know about a man before marrying him: 'His name..'

A bird with a long neck: 'A blackbird..'

A bird with a long neck (2): 'Naomi Campbell..'

An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man: 'Underpants..'

Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir: 'The lamps..'

Something you keep in a garden shed: 'A gardener..'

A song with moon in the title: 'Blue Suede Moon..'

A famous cowboy: 'Buck Rogers..'

A famous Wild-West character: 'Wild Bill Eacock..'

Something you'd associate with the three bears: 'Red Riding Hood..'

Fruit used in fruit salad: 'Cucumber..'

Something you wear on the beach: 'A deckchair..'

A method of cooking fish: 'Cod..'

Something you borrow from your partner: 'Shoes..'

A part of the body beginning with N: 'Knee..'

A famous Scotsman: 'Vinnie Jones..'

A famous Scotsman (2): 'Jock..'

Something red: 'My cardigan..'

A kind of ache: 'Fillet-o-fish..'

Something you open other than a door: 'Your bowels..'

Something with a hole in it: 'A window..'

Something you do in the bathroom: 'Decorate..'

Something you put on walls: 'Roofs..'

A domestic animal: 'A leopard..'

Something that floats in the bath: 'Water..'

Something in the garden that's green: 'The shed..'

Something a blind man might use: 'A sword..'

The last thing you take off before going to bed: 'Your feet..'

Something that flies without an engine: 'A bicycle with wings..'

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