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"I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like" - Pippa Evans
"I wanted to be a milkman, right - but I didn't have the bottle!!"
I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is f#cking clean
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy...
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train...
Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
The frequently inspiring, always hilarious Biiiiiiiiiiiiill!!!
"They misunderestimated me." Bentonville, Arkansas, 6 November, 2000
He might seem at first glance to be an uncouth, tracksuit wearing misogynist but he has a gentle caring side too !
Wanna get freaked out - Read some American history - OMFG !!!
1/ Jesus loves you...........Plus a 'few' other things :(
Here's an alternative version of that Xmas classic - WEIRD!
"Ballesteros felt much better today after getting a 69 yesterday."
He's playing his first night and the place is packed to the rafters....
This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters !
Great voices from hisory debate if it was 'To get to the other side' :)
Here are a few Peter Kay classics for you all to enjoy - CLASSIC !
Just in case you ever wondered what the hell he's singing about in that song !
An in-depth insight into the England Soccer World Cup Failure !
This is a list of the Sultan of Brunei's car collection - OMFG!!!












