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What does Alan Sugar/Donald Trump say to get his kids to bed?
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"I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like" - Pippa Evans
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"I wanted to be a milkman, right - but I didn't have the bottle!!"
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"Where is East Angular, is it abroad?"
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I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is f#cking clean
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Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy...
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I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train...
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I went to a Roger Moore James Bond party last night...
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Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
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The frequently inspiring, always hilarious Biiiiiiiiiiiiill!!!
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"They misunderestimated me." Bentonville, Arkansas, 6 November, 2000
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He might seem at first glance to be an uncouth, tracksuit wearing misogynist but he has a gentle caring side too !
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Wanna get freaked out - Read some American history - OMFG !!!
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Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar.........
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1/ Jesus loves you...........Plus a 'few' other things :(
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Here's an alternative version of that Xmas classic - WEIRD!
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"Ballesteros felt much better today after getting a 69 yesterday."
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He's playing his first night and the place is packed to the rafters....
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This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters !
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Great voices from hisory debate if it was 'To get to the other side' :)
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Here are a few Peter Kay classics for you all to enjoy - CLASSIC !
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Just in case you ever wondered what the hell he's singing about in that song !
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An in-depth insight into the England Soccer World Cup Failure !
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This is a list of the Sultan of Brunei's car collection - OMFG!!!
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Will Young, Robbie and Kylie went for a night on the town.
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