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Guys! We might not have known it - But it looks like we ALL have one :)
Sometimes it pays to be ambidextrous and not a smart-ass !!
Some classic words of wisdom from the people we look up to !
"Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you."
Ahhh - Those good old gender differences to the fore again !
Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store and get a six pack......
Genuine Comments from the queen mother's book of condolence !
If you are a fan of soccer in any way - get females to look at this!!!
You would never have thought that Hell could be so much fun !!!
Naked one-upmanship disappears up it's own back-side !!
"Mr. T does not know you personally - but the odds are 7 in 10 that he pities you."
An elderly couple are enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern.
They might have a weird accent and crooked teeth - But we love them really !
New research on bread, sponsored by the Low Carb Options Society !
Don't EVER get yourself in a position where you own 3 cows !!!
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
'You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?'
How to hypnotize a chicken - Beware the Gay Bomb - How men can breastfeed !
Be honest - You have done at least 50% of the things on this list !
A Married man goes to the confessional and says to his priest........
This is one Über-cool dude - "The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain!"
A few polite words of advice for the ladies on the subject of sex !!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one!
A slightly different take on the benefits of a good fruit stuffing !
