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Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects...
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The frequently inspiring, always hilarious Biiiiiiiiiiiiill!!!
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A husband walks into the new department store to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife...
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A lawyer is sitting in his parked BMW when a tow truck crashes into the car...
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Details of how police in the Irish Republic finally caught up with the country's most reckless driver have emerged
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It's fun being a European, isn't it?
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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts...
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend & I had been dating for over a year & we decided to get married.....
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Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?
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Husband: Aaah!...At last! I can hardly wait!
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2 medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart
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An elderly man goes to the doctor's to get his regular check up...
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Ghost Sh#t: That's the kind where you feel the sh#t come out, have sh#t on the toilet paper...
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Games to play when we're older...
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TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times...
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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students...
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On my 60th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife...
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
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There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration...
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The courtiers like big bustles and they cannot lie...
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Major characters never run out of ammunition, nor do they ever have to reload...
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A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar...
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I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver...
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A woman fails to come home one night...
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Some time ago I was hosting a State Dinner, when at the last minute my regular cook took ill...
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