How do you prove that all odd numbers are prime?
In the Garden of Eden/As everyone knows/Lives Adam and Eve/Without any clothes.
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel...
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress...
"I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like" - Pippa Evans
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway.
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment
Q. What do you call a pointless race that covers around 2,200 miles throughout France?
"I wanted to be a milkman, right - but I didn't have the bottle!!"
"Where is East Angular, is it abroad?"
I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is f#cking clean
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy...
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train...
Smart man + smart woman = romance.
1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye.
A businessman sends an email to his wife.
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town...
Q. How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
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