It’s December, you know what that means? P-A-R-T-Y! A time to consume and overindulge in food, alcohol and family. By the end of the holidays all you’ll want to do is escape to exotic climes where the air is warm, the women luscious and the cocktails bountiful…but that’s not going to happen is it?

So the only escape you’ll have is the intraweb and KB! Your trusty friend, always there for you with new videos, pics, blogs - enough to keep you more than entertained through the Yuletide season, so you won’t have to listen to your relatives drone on about how little Katie is coming top of every class. No, you can lol away at the top ten editor’s picks below instead.

Also for this month we are in philanthropy mode (it is the season of goodwill after all). Barnardo's are asking all 13-19 year-olds to share their views and upload videos across a range of serious subject matters. If you're a teenager living in the UK and have something to say, record it, tag it and submit it to the YouTube channel!

And if the festive season is proving too much, have a read of this bile-ridden blog denouncing all things Chrimbo. Careful though, it’s so bitter and scathing it may cut you. If you need cheering up after that have a look at the Festival Annual 09 and reminisce about those warm, chaotic summer evenings wandering around a field with a big smile on your face. Featuring 21 festivals and over 15,000 of your good selves it’s a great reminder of what to look forward to next summer.

Also we have the top ten Red Dwarf episodes, classic lines such as “So what is it?”, “Everybody’s dead Dave” and “Don’t eyeball me Gandhi!” to keep you amused, you smeeeeg heeeeds.

That’s it, all that’s left to say is: Merry f#cking Christmas!