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     Kontraband's Viral-tastic November Round-up!
 
Orange RockCorps     Bumble Girls     Cinema’s Best Giant Monsters     Awesome Bad Guys

So we’re into the month of November and with it one month away from that abysmal time of year, Chrimbo. How I hate the word! It’s a good excuse to drink though. But before we get to the time of goodwill to all mankind we’ve got a whole month’s worth of giggles for you. That’s right, you can laugh your way through this miserable cold month and come up smiling Christmas morning, ready to open your many, many presents.

So, what have we got? Well, we have the editor’s picks below with some awesome vids and pics featuring an epic Facebook pwnage; never have a spat in a public forum with someone you had a one-night stand with. Also for the blogs take a look at cinema’s greatest giant monsters, more terrifying then a thousand mother-in-laws with teeth made from marriage. And also a blog about cinema’s best bad guys who didn’t survive the movie.

When it comes to buxom babes, no matter what you're looking for whether it’s a trio of girls washing your car or a French maid cleaning your house; a room full of college girls chatting on their webcams or a hidden camera watching a sexy coed. Or even a girl taking it all off for the first time, this site has it all with 400 of the hottest girls on the internet. Go visit Bumblegirls.com. You will definitely go blind, but it’ll be so worth it.

Plus check out this awesome new application, an innovative social music experience that allows you to create remixes of well known tracks using your own voice, so you can be the pop/rock star you always knew you were. You can go it alone or by using Facebook Connect create a joint track with up to 27 friends each recording a different part. How about that?

So, plenty to keep you entertained without having to step out into that nasty cold weather.

 
 
Paul McCartney “I’ll Kill”
Paul McCartney “I’ll Kill”
A recently discovered alternative version of 'I Will' from The Beatles' White Album from 1968, that was deemed too controversial to be included on the release. It might finally explain why Paul wore no shoes on the Abbey Road album (no clues)!
 
Stick Chicks
Stick Chicks
There's thin & then there's WAFER thin! Sometimes a girl's obsession with her figure can go just a little too far and result in a scary disease called anorexia, where we see a chick so thin she'll snap in half if you look at her.
 
Walk It Out (Dystonia Remix)
Walk It Out (Dystonia Remix)
This is a tragic story of a young lady's life ruined by a flu shot. So what does the internet do? Campaign to fight for justice? Have an international day of mourning for this unfortunate victim? Of course not, it mercilessly mocks her.
 
EPIC Snot Rocket
EPIC Snot Rocket
Just remember it was me that warned you first before you decided to take a peek at the following fluid fountain foulness - What has been seen can NEVER be unseen - EVER! This kid is so gross that he creates a whole new level of DISGUSTING !!!
 
The Golden Age Of Video REDUX
The Golden Age Of Video REDUX
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!" Ricardo Autobahn is a very talented dude, I can only describe this musical collage of cinema clips as 'F#cking AWESOME!!' Simple as that, no messing! I suggest you take a trip down moviery lane!
 
Surprise Attack Cat
Surprise Attack Cat
This unfortunate feline proves that sometimes, even having the element of surprise doesn't help. Still, being a cat he probably landed on his feet and learned a valuable lesson; never try to pounce on a break dancer when he's in full flow!
 
Princess Robot Bubblegum
Princess Robot Bubblegum
"Only a hyper-sexualized nerd fantasy can save humanity - by sleeping with it!" With lines like that this anime parody is on to a winner, even if it is a parody. Part of the TV line-up in Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City.
 
NO Jade...NOoooooo! 
NO Jade...NOoooooo!
Oh dear. Public Facebook spats are not recommended, especially with someone you slept with only once & asked them to do bondage stuff to you. Why does she keep digging & digging? Maybe it has something to do with her punishment fetish - WTF!
 
Amazing Terminator 2 Rap
Amazing Terminator 2 Rap
Like Arnie Mouth Master Murf & DJ Mayhem are back to complete their trilogy of action movie classics with this rap about time-travelling cyborgs & liquid metal cops hellbent on destroying the saviour of mankind. "Have you seen this boy?"
 
Bill O’Reilly’s Jazz Operetta
Bill O’Reilly’s Jazz Operetta
Nothing like a bit of freestyle jazz to give Bill O'Reilly's meltdown that laidback angry feel. It works wonders for his "Do it live" line and "F#cking thing sucks", can't wait for his album, Kind of Bill, to come out.
 

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