When you see something so weird or amusing you have to bomb your own photo to get the goods.

So how well could you play
Counter-Strike while strippers straddle your monitor and jiggle?

Have you ever wanted to rob a bank but just couldn't think what to write in the demand note?

So who are you gonna call, hmm? Egon, Peter, Ray and Winston or these lovely ladies? Tough call.

How low can they go...Do all gangstas have the legs of a midget?

Got wasted on this stuff last night, I was out for hours. Yeah man.

This is what happens when you star in a movie with Ron Jeremy...

These ones are slightly easier than the ones with bewbs in them.

What happened to Hannibal & the crew when they went thru a carwash with the windows open!

You will never be as awesome as this badass, just accept it.

What a beauty, she certainly gets my vote, in fact she
gets two votes, one for each.

Awesome. Are these still legal tender? Probably not considering it's an offence to deface money.

I'm throwing a party and all these girls are invited! Come one, come all and bring your friends!

It was only a matter of time wasn't it, now where's John Connor when you need him?

Everyone knows motherf#cker is the first word you learn to spell at school.

This is a great way to test if your beer's cold, I'm going to try it out next time I go in a bar.

Marriage is a social union and legal contract between two freaks that forms kinship.

I trained for the New York marathon by smoking 20 packs a day, my lungs exploded after 2.5 miles.

Those guys who play this are so wacky. Whatever will they do next, huh? Dye their hair? Zany.

Prepare for this image to haunt your nightmares for the rest of your lives...

The wife, her indoors, the trouble & strife, the ball & chain, your significant other, your better half...

As the old saying goes, you don't look at the mantel when you're poking the fire. Slamming.

Obligatory NOMs all round, I could probably manage two or three with some fried onions.

I wish I had one of these in my fridge. The downside: fishy vegetables.