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When you see something so weird or amusing you have to bomb your own photo to get the goods.
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So how well could you play Counter-Strike while strippers straddle your monitor and jiggle?
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Have you ever wanted to rob a bank but just couldn't think what to write in the demand note?
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So who are you gonna call, hmm? Egon, Peter, Ray and Winston or these lovely ladies? Tough call.
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How low can they go...Do all gangstas have the legs of a midget?
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Got wasted on this stuff last night, I was out for hours. Yeah man.
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This is what happens when you star in a movie with Ron Jeremy...
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These ones are slightly easier than the ones with bewbs in them.
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What happened to Hannibal & the crew when they went thru a carwash with the windows open!
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You will never be as awesome as this badass, just accept it.
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It's the touching story of a woman taming a beast... (via nocturnal-devil.deviantart.com)
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What a beauty, she certainly gets my vote, in fact she gets two votes, one for each.
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Awesome. Are these still legal tender? Probably not considering it's an offence to deface money.
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I'm throwing a party and all these girls are invited! Come one, come all and bring your friends!
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It was only a matter of time wasn't it, now where's John Connor when you need him?
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Everyone knows motherf#cker is the first word you learn to spell at school.
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This is a great way to test if your beer's cold, I'm going to try it out next time I go in a bar.
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Marriage is a social union and legal contract between two freaks that forms kinship.
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I trained for the New York marathon by smoking 20 packs a day, my lungs exploded after 2.5 miles.
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Those guys who play this are so wacky. Whatever will they do next, huh? Dye their hair? Zany.
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Prepare for this image to haunt your nightmares for the rest of your lives...
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This is one lucky body of water, a beautiful blonde draping herself all over it! (errotica-archives.com)
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The wife, her indoors, the trouble & strife, the ball & chain, your significant other, your better half...
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As the old saying goes, you don't look at the mantel when you're poking the fire. Slamming.
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Obligatory NOMs all round, I could probably manage two or three with some fried onions.
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I wish I had one of these in my fridge. The downside: fishy vegetables.
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