We may not be getting our hands on faster-than-light travel, time machines, teleporters or anti-gravity any time soon but the future is still going to be awesome, at least according to Intel.

Clearly bored of making microprocessors, those crazy Californians have made this slick video of two girls messing about on a train while a whole bunch of techno-weirdness bubbles up in the background.

See The Future showcases how Intel reckons some of its more out-there R&D could look once unleashed on the rest of us. Cute.

Something we've all claimed to have done, had mind-blowing intercourse. So mind-blowing that your partner lost their memory? Because that's what happened here triggering a condition called transient global amnesia. It happens to every girl I'm with, you know. Yeah.

I wonder what other bizarre conditions making the beast with two backs can trigger? The John Wayne shuffle? A feeling of deep inadequacy that forces you to live underground like an animal with the shame of two thousand years of repression and disgust? Is that even a scientific condition or it just emotional retardation, or religion?

Who knows, I forget, maybe I've got transient global amnesia. So anyway, be careful out there and try to avoid any intense physical activity, basically just stay in front of the computer screen where you'll be safe.