Who really cares about the Olympics? People who go on about adrenalin rushes and the "natural" high brought on from running ten kilometres a day are invariably boring assholes. What about taking part in a competitive sport which is actually fun and doesn't leave your legs feeling like they've been hit with a pool ball in a sock for five hours?

We're talking about San Francisco's annual Fap-a-thon, which is a bit like those telethons that they used to do on TV in the 80s to raise money for charity but with jerking off instead of dumb-ass celebrity dance routines and teddy bear mascots.

There are prizes in different categories, from "Longest Squirt" to "Most Orgasms," but the real sportsmen are found in the "longest time spent fapping" event.

You know those times in this bitter life of ours where something happens that produces a smile on your face, and you think to yourself, "Hey, it's not all bad!". This site is dedicated to those times, and dedicate to spreading the win.

So say for instance a really loud motorbike drives past your house each morning waking you from your delightful slumber, and tormenting your dreams. Then one day the f#cker roars past and drives straight into the back of manure truck, like in that movie Rain Man. Share it with world.

Your rotten life will never seem like an unending sequence of disasters, frustration and let downs ever again. You, my friend, are win.