ISABELI FONTANA'S SCORCHING

Check out our new competitions site, it is packed full of quality prizes for you all to win. Pick and chose for the prizes you want and they are all free to enter.

Win a HD Ready TV with The Peter Serafinowicz Show. The fast-paced Rose d'Or winning and BAFTA Award-nominated comedy sketch series The Peter Serafinowicz Show starring Peter Serafinowicz (Spaced, Look Around You) is available to own on DVD now, courtesy of 4DVD.

To celebrate the release of the gothic action film Solomon Kane, we have teamed up with Entertainment Film Distributors to offer you the chance to win a 32GB iPod Touch and a signed Solomon Kane film poster. Ten runners-up will each win a poster.

The UK's most prestigious music awards return with a 3-CD album packed with 2009's biggest tracks plus a bonus BRIT artists CD. To celebrate the launch of this CD we have teamed up with Gibson to offer you the chance win a SG Zoot Suit guitar and day tickets to the British Music Experience. Ten runner ups will receive the CD!

A recent move by Ausfailian politicians to attempt to ban pictures of women with small breasts from the internets has caught the attention of the internet hate machine known as Anonymous, who take censorship AND small breasts very seriously.

Despite being warned about the orbital ion cannons gathering overhead, the power level of the attack was over 9000 and there was nothing that the ausfailian government could do to stop it. Sites ending in gov.au were hit harder than a one legged ginger stepchild and either buckled under the strain or were hacked.

The first wave of the assault is over but the war has only just begun. Anyone working for the australian government can expect pornographic emails, fax spam, black faxes and pizzas that they didn't order for quite some time yet...