This guy has a foot like a traction engine. Known only as The Brain, he is bringing football onto the streets and displaying a blatant disregard for those around him. Brilliant.

So we get football in the local bar, in shops, on buses, balls being hoofed down busy high streets, will one of the shoppers go for a diving header?

Doubtful, but he's sure to ruffle some feathers. Let's just hope he doesn't get a red card. He even has the 'balls' to get a header off a policeman.

Not quite sure about the significance of the girl with the orange plastic bags, but she seems to be enjoying herself, so why not?

The internet's fastest growing child exchange network! And the favourite website of a certain bear, I hear he's soon to be their spokesperson. It's a bit like swapping trading cards at elementary school, like Garbage Pail Kids (if you remember those).

So if you've had a child and you can't bear the sight of them any more, say they're just not quite as sporty as you wished or they're a bit of a wimp and get bullied a lot. Then you can put them on this site, create a profile for them, and then trade them for your perfect son or daughter. Be prepared to haggle though, some parents drive a hard bargain.

Don't hang onto an unwanted child. If you wanted a boy and you got a girl, or vice versa, then just swap them, it works out best for everybody. You want your child to be happy, right? Then trade them!