West Side Story is a classic to any fan of the theater. Rebellious youth, an epic love story, a gang fight, and always a hope for a better tomorrow- what more could you ask for? LAME! Everyone knows plays are dumb.

We at CollegeHumor have given West Side Story a little bit of an overhaul, and why not? Take the same story and add a viral spin, and you get an almost digitized twin (and over an hour and a half shorter, for the win).

First premiered at this year's Webbys, it is now our pleasure to present to you...

Web Site Story: An Internet Musical of Epic Proportions.

Make sure you have a constitution that can withstand a superhuman drug intake, you degenerate filth monkey. And make sure you bring along your Samoan attorney who is to drugs what competitive eating champion Takeru Kobayashi is to food. The man is a soldier.

I like the idea of a board game based around a crazed drug-induced search for the American Dream in the deserts of a place so corrupted if you dug into that sand deep enough you'd find politicians hiding with their second home and bags of dirty money.

And whoever's created it is auctioning it on eBay, so smoke a crack pipe, neck 20 tabs of LSD while freebasing a Columbian's face and get over there and get it you lazy drug fiend.