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A chocolate shop in Yorkshire is offering sweet-toothed travellers the opportunity to spend the night in their factory during Easter. The "chocolate suite" - on offer from today until April 8, courtesy of the Little Chocolate Shop in Leyburn - features edible furnishings, a chocolate fountain and a fancy dress box filled with Wonka-esque accessories, aprons and toques.

Guests will be free to watch chocolate being made in the factory, before ending their stay with a chocolate breakfast.

However, they are advised to be out of bed by 10am, when the factory begins accepting visitors on regular tours. The chocolate furnishings, which include plants and ornaments, are restocked each day.

As the government announced plans to monitor all emails, texts and website views in the UK, it was warned to brace itself for a level of smut and depravity previously thought impossible.

The Home Office said it was bringing forward plans for web monitoring as soon as parliament will allow, insisting that you have nothing to worry about unless you're a terrorist or prefer things a little kinky from time to time.

A Home Office spokesperson said, "In the ongoing battle against terrorism, it's important that we know how many photos of your genitals you've sent to sexual partners in the last few years. Don't worry, we're fully prepared for what we might find."