Connery Knows How To Tell 'Em   PICTURE 1 of 1
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CONNERY KNOWS HOW TO TELL 'EM


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To be honest, it's not a very good joke, but it's the way it's delivered that makes it stand out!

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wow, are you sure phtc?!
Added: 1104 days ago by trevors24
 

 
 

Meanwhile, the actual joke is: "SC: Trebek, what's the difference between you, and a mallard? AT: What? SC: One is a sick duck, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."
Added: 1405 days ago by Kalashnikov
 

 
 

In case anyone doesn't know this is a reference to the saturday night live sketches with Will Ferrel as Alex trebek
Added: 1405 days ago by PHTC
 

 
 

much better on Saturday Night Live...
Added: 1404 days ago by Prozzak
 

 
 

What a joker !
Added: 1405 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 

If Sean Connery says so, he might have a point...
Added: 1405 days ago by andopolis
 

 
 
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