It's the news none of use wanted to hear. Scientists adapted geographic profiling to investigate the hunting habits of great whites and discovered they match that of serial killers. Those demons of the sea, that have black eyes, like a doll's eyes, target their prey in the same way as Hannibal Lecter. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Dear god, we're all doomed!! Next time I go swimming in waters that may harbour a great white I'm going to be on the lookout for a highly cultured shark.

I can just imagine it sitting on the ocean bed in a restraint mask, cooking up some flava beans with one hand, while reading a laminated copy of Joyce's Finnegans Wake in the other, listening to traditional Japanese court music, surrounded by eviscerated baby seals, diving masks and empty oxygen tanks with suspicious bite marks on them.

As if we needed more reasons to be scared of them. What next, Nazi crocodiles that can fly and have thumbs?

The music video can either be a thing of creative brilliance or so terribly cheesy you could put it in a burger and chow down. The bad ones really can turn your stomach, making you want to gauge out your eyes with syringes covered in acid, and slice your ears off with broken CDs.

There's just no excuse for it, but these videos are different. These videos are done intentionally to parody and mock those awful, soul-destroying, life-sapping music videos that crop up and teach us all how to hate.

There's some classics here, from Russell Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall to the brilliant Willie Beamen rap video from Any Given Sunday which relentlessly mocks all those samey, lamey, rap videos they seem to make on a production line from the same mould.