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JESUS SAVES
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But what if the car crash is just Jesus's way of punnishing you for being such a crap driver?

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Darwin Rules!!!
Added: 458 days ago by Turnpike
 

 
 

surely he tried saving car drivers by inventing airbags
Added: 459 days ago by littledollop
 

 
 

Then you get to heaven and Jesus says to you, "Shoulda had an airbag, you dumb shit."
Added: 459 days ago by HappyWaldo
 

 
 

HAHAHAHAHHAAH nice nice nice!!!!
Added: 458 days ago by jessebied
 

 
 

right, christ fags are no longer allowed airbags in cars. or steering wheels. or any form of protection, just a seat and the engine and some wheels. second thoughts fuck it just strap them to a bomb and have it over with.
Added: 459 days ago by sir butnugget
 

 
 

I promote this, its a good way to encourage natural selection.
Added: 459 days ago by BobyBobsworthOfBobington
 

 
 

Amen, brother!
Added: 459 days ago by stonedog
 

 
 
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