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THE ULTIMATE WOMAN
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The only downside with this chick is that you'll need a house with a kitchen big enough for the pole...

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holy shit. i frequent that bar and i've never seen this.
Added: 132 days ago by Flumastod
 

 
 

she is the kind of woman that would strangle you in your sleep, look out guys!!
Added: 444 days ago by FurballtheHairlessRat
 

 
 

Looks familiar, actually! ;-)
Added: 444 days ago by NuttyE
 

 
 

too bad the iron isn't plugged in
Added: 445 days ago by Turnpike
 

 
 

Don't worry its just my mom trying to have fun and get exercise while ironing my clothes... its actually not a bad idea
Added: 445 days ago by samwise69
 

 
 

SHIT?!?!....you live in a BAR?....lucky bastard....
Added: 445 days ago by el_piggy
 

 
 

and his moms a whore... added bonus for his friends! i have some shirts that need starching
Added: 444 days ago by powerboy
 

 
 
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