When the saw is cutting through your neck at what point do you say "gee there must be a less painful way of offing myself".
Added: 78 days ago by jacque1961
 

The police force in the town I grew up in used to have a less then spotless record...They seriously found a guy dead in his house from an arrow to the back...They called it suicide...
Added: 78 days ago by erlkonig
 

I laughed so hard I coughed up a lung
Added: 45 days ago by Werebear
 

Only in the UK! In the US it would have looked like an accident, sort of
Added: 79 days ago by qwertyasd
 

well noone admitted to murdering him, so it mustve been an accident...
Added: 79 days ago by irishlax13
 

I live in eastleigh and this really happened! it was in the paper! he was facing eviction and he cut off his own head in protest (a bit stupid really). i heard he did it at his front door infront of people t make a point!
Added: 79 days ago by rousy
 

isnt this the guy who was facing eviction, so he hooked a chainsaw up to a timer, rested it on his neck and swallowed a cocktail of pills to knock himself out, the timer then turning on and the chainsaw cutting through his neck. This really happened!
Added: 79 days ago by trueblue93
 

Looks like he couldn't FACE his problems HEAD on ;D
Added: 79 days ago by gerlin
 

DOH! .. bad really bad...
Added: 79 days ago by scatter12
 

didn't underline that it was IN HIS FLAT. not in the garden, not in a forrest, or somewhere you'd usually use a chainsaw, but inside his flat. comlete accident. that's how all of my ancestors died. all of them. indoors.
Added: 79 days ago by Capn Jax