West Side Story is a classic to any fan of the theater. Rebellious youth, an epic love story, a gang fight, and always a hope for a better tomorrow- what more could you ask for? LAME! Everyone knows plays are dumb.

We at CollegeHumor have given West Side Story a little bit of an overhaul, and why not? Take the same story and add a viral spin, and you get an almost digitized twin (and over an hour and a half shorter, for the win).

First premiered at this year's Webbys, it is now our pleasure to present to you...

Web Site Story: An Internet Musical of Epic Proportions.

Tired of having to get the rubber out of its packet and roll it down the purple sword of passion? Say you've pulled some lady down the local bar, who's so drunk she thinks you look like the unnatural love-child of Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp, now there's no need to worry about fiddling clumsily in the dark and delaying the passionate joys of intercourse.

Because somebody has invented the spray on condom. That's right, it'll be spraying graffiti on your own back yard, or front yard. Sort of. It comes in a variety of pretty colours so why not let the lady choose, like a real gentleman. You suave Casanova you!

After the deed, if it's a flavoured one she can just swallow it down and there you go, nothing to clean up. Plus you can say you've taken her out to dinner, as well as shown her a good time. What more does a woman want from a night out?