We may not be getting our hands on faster-than-light travel, time machines, teleporters or anti-gravity any time soon but the future is still going to be awesome, at least according to Intel.

Clearly bored of making microprocessors, those crazy Californians have made this slick video of two girls messing about on a train while a whole bunch of techno-weirdness bubbles up in the background.

See The Future showcases how Intel reckons some of its more out-there R&D could look once unleashed on the rest of us. Cute.

This is a vehicle for all those people that think an environmental catastrophe is the stuff of myth, for those people that watch Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth and find it inconvenient and untruthful. Because not only is this a four wheel drive, the car equivalent of China in the polluter stakes, but it has seats covered in "whale-penis leather." Lolwut?

What's their next project? A steering wheel made from the pancreas of a tiger, tyres made from a panda's vagina? The world's declining fish stock used to make a jet-ski? I certainly hope so, because I've wanted to drive a car made from the stolen organs of the world's endangered species for some time.

Maybe they should start making car parts out of the f#cking Sun while they're at it. Yeah?