This is a vehicle for all those people that think an environmental catastrophe is the stuff of myth, for those people that watch Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth and find it inconvenient and untruthful. Because not only is this a four wheel drive, the car equivalent of China in the polluter stakes, but it has seats covered in "whale-penis leather." Lolwut?

What's their next project? A steering wheel made from the pancreas of a tiger, tyres made from a panda's vagina? The world's declining fish stock used to make a jet-ski? I certainly hope so, because I've wanted to drive a car made from the stolen organs of the world's endangered species for some time.

Maybe they should start making car parts out of the f#cking Sun while they're at it. Yeah?

Have we got an excellent issue of Monkey Magazine here for you or what? Firstly we have Francoise Boufhal's spankingly sexy new shoot, then we've piled on 37 of Kelly Brook's sexiest pictures, so you'll soon begin to realise just how perfectly stacked this issue is.

Can you find Emma Glove in our doorstep challenge? There are 20 doors to choose from and once you find the right one, she will perform a very sexy striptease, just for you. (And all our other readers obviously).

Carmen is Back! Yup, your eyes aren't deceiving you. The dangerously hot camgirl has managed to turn things up a notch. Need a new high res wallpaper? Then look stop right there. This week we have selected the very keen and very sexy Jillian Beyor. Trust us, you'll love her.

Well that's about all there is to say, apart from have a rip-roaringly good week and be careful of all the autumn leaves on the ground, statistically seven of you will tread in dog mess this week. DON'T BE A VICTIM!