West Side Story is a classic to any fan of the theater. Rebellious youth, an epic love story, a gang fight, and always a hope for a better tomorrow- what more could you ask for? LAME! Everyone knows plays are dumb.

We at CollegeHumor have given West Side Story a little bit of an overhaul, and why not? Take the same story and add a viral spin, and you get an almost digitized twin (and over an hour and a half shorter, for the win).

First premiered at this year's Webbys, it is now our pleasure to present to you...

Web Site Story: An Internet Musical of Epic Proportions.

Be careful out there, if you're noming down on a bit of raw eggplant for lunch while sitting in the local park, taking in the last of the autumn sun, wondering why you didn't at least grill the damn thing, then be mindful. While the crisp radiant sun, the clean air, the hum of lazy autumn activity, along with the golden hues of the slowing-down earth make eating unprepared eggplant palatable, that vegetable is out of season.

Which means that if this man and his mission find you, your perishables could perish. This deadly marksman's set his sights on rooting out all unseasonal veg. If you're eating greens that are out of season, this assassin will exterminate them with extreme prejudice, and little conscience.

Next time you're eating marrow for dinner, make sure it's between the months of August and October, or consider yourself responsible for its untimely death from his eco-friendly firearm.