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WHAT IS NATALIE PORTMAN DOING?
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Whatever it is, me likey - i'd be moar than happy to lend her a hand :)

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scratchin her brain?
Added: 343 days ago by Kremit
 

 
 

pinking a wedgie!
Added: 344 days ago by QDogg119
 

 
 

she is going to stink-palm someone!
Added: 350 days ago by stevensmith
 

 
 

Re-cy-cling.
Added: 350 days ago by Chukkles
 

 
 

she's looking for a quick lunch
Added: 351 days ago by shadowdevil6664
 

 
 

ha ha ha
Added: 350 days ago by gotohellseriously
 

 
 

just mail my wedding ring to the office address NOT my home address!! You caused all kind of trouble last time.
Added: 351 days ago by Redbeard3261
 

 
 

"Yeah, that's it. Now, hold the phone with your chin and shoulder, and stuff your OTHER hand down your pants. Good girl. It's ok, it's just me, yeah. C'mon now...thaaaaaaat's it, babe. Good girl."
Added: 352 days ago by LinkSilver
 

 
 

trying to pull that thong out of her ass.
Added: 352 days ago by erikg84
 

 
 

gotta pick that wedge
Added: 352 days ago by Turnpike
 

 
 
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