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WHAT IS NATALIE PORTMAN DOING?
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Whatever it is, me likey - i'd be moar than happy to lend her a hand :)

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scratchin her brain?
Added: 360 days ago by Kremit
 

 
 

pinking a wedgie!
Added: 361 days ago by QDogg119
 

 
 

she is going to stink-palm someone!
Added: 367 days ago by stevensmith
 

 
 

Re-cy-cling.
Added: 367 days ago by Chukkles
 

 
 

she's looking for a quick lunch
Added: 368 days ago by shadowdevil6664
 

 
 

ha ha ha
Added: 367 days ago by gotohellseriously
 

 
 

just mail my wedding ring to the office address NOT my home address!! You caused all kind of trouble last time.
Added: 368 days ago by Redbeard3261
 

 
 

"Yeah, that's it. Now, hold the phone with your chin and shoulder, and stuff your OTHER hand down your pants. Good girl. It's ok, it's just me, yeah. C'mon now...thaaaaaaat's it, babe. Good girl."
Added: 369 days ago by LinkSilver
 

 
 

trying to pull that thong out of her ass.
Added: 369 days ago by erikg84
 

 
 

gotta pick that wedge
Added: 369 days ago by Turnpike
 

 
 
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