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HOW TO TELL IF YOUR CAT IS PLOTTING TO KILL YOU


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Pretty pointless really because it's a cat, if it could kill me it would, although thankfully I'm pretty good at martial arts & if that fails, i've watched plenty of Crocodile Dundee movies, it wont stand a chance.

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That's funny stuff!
Added: 1113 days ago by biroek
 

 
 

?
Added: 1171 days ago by Pacifist
 

 
 

awsome FAIL!
Added: 1156 days ago by dondon49
 

 
 

Medival warriors had the right idea, CATapult. Choing! MEEEEEeeeeeoowww.....
Added: 1171 days ago by Dark_Lurker
 

 
 

Winning a staring contest against a cat is FREAKING IMPOSSIBLE :<
Added: 1169 days ago by Nahazz
 

 
 

Cats love me :s even the evil ones love me :s...
Added: 1171 days ago by kiretepes
 

 
 

thought*
Added: 1167 days ago by BigD_AKQJ
 

 
 

I though 6 was funny.
Added: 1167 days ago by BigD_AKQJ
 

 
 

Goddamn you are one stupid motherfu cker. End yourself, fag!
Added: 1171 days ago by mastersidious
 

 
 

Cats are satans helpers, so obviously they're trying to kill you
Added: 1171 days ago by grizzly
 

 
 
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