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Shiny Carbon For Christmas   PICTURE 1 of 1
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SHINY CARBON FOR CHRISTMAS
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Remember diamonds are for sexual favours, not just for Christmas !

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hahahaha
Added: 312 days ago by joshuapenman
 

 
 

that's one damn expensive blowjob. cheaper paying a whore
Added: 320 days ago by masterbruce
 

 
 

its bullet proof
Added: 330 days ago by JaiRellThaJoker
 

 
 

I thought this too when I first saw those commercials, lmao. Goodjob, Family Guy :P.
Added: 332 days ago by Prozzak
 

 
 

If only it worked like that!
Added: 332 days ago by LOLD
 

 
 

big a$$ diamond and only a hummer? lame.
Added: 332 days ago by animalcriminal
 

 
 
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