Who really cares about the Olympics? People who go on about adrenalin rushes and the "natural" high brought on from running ten kilometres a day are invariably boring assholes. What about taking part in a competitive sport which is actually fun and doesn't leave your legs feeling like they've been hit with a pool ball in a sock for five hours?

We're talking about San Francisco's annual Fap-a-thon, which is a bit like those telethons that they used to do on TV in the 80s to raise money for charity but with jerking off instead of dumb-ass celebrity dance routines and teddy bear mascots.

There are prizes in different categories, from "Longest Squirt" to "Most Orgasms," but the real sportsmen are found in the "longest time spent fapping" event.

We've all had some great laughs at the expense of others, and online is a place you can indulge such a thing while remaining anonymous. We've laughed at people, with people, on people, around people, above people...but just what has happened to some of our favs?

What have they gone on to become once they've grown up and emerged from the cocoon of cyberspace, blinking and awestruck, into the real world. Are they tycoons? Pro-wrestlers? Adult movies stars? Care Bear aficionados? Who knows?

Well it seems the person who wrote this article does, so have a read and find out what happened to Numa Numa Guy, Chris Crocker and many more. Remember, internet memes aren't just for passing the time in your lunch break, they're for life!