We all love cats, right? Otherwise why would you be on the internet. We all love their cute little faces when they look up at you with those wide eyes and longing looks. Purring and rubbing themselves against your leg looking for some more cat food.

But what do you really know about your cat? I don't mean when it goes missing for days and comes back with a glint in its eye, the smell of dead mice on its fur and a coat hanger in its tail. Those are private cat activities that us humans should not delve into.

I mean like how many front and back paws it has or whether it can taste sweet things or not? Well now's the time to get with the program and find out.

According to this Wikipedia comparison chart the cereal fronting Count is the vampire who is the toughest undead pale-faced fictional goon out there, as his only weakness is that he gets a bit soggy in milk. He's either impervious or indifferent to all the usual vampire slaying suspects like stakes through the heart, sunlight and garlic.

So forget the terrifying preternatural monstrosity of Nosferatu, or the Gothic horror of Bram Stoker's Count Dracula. A simple ray of sunlight or stake through the heart and they'll be turning to dust quicker than a freshly swatted moth.

So next time you give the kids their cereal be mindful that the most fearsome, strongest Prince of Darkness isn't lurking in every bowl. Muhahaha. Muahahahahahahaha!