GREATEST 'ASSET' ON THE INTERTUBES
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Here she is the girl that launched a million, erm, a million white wall stains, her name is Jessica Lynn Valerio and she deserves some kind of medal, no we can go one better then that! She deserves a statue built in her honour, lest we forget...!
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good!!!
Added: 1018 days ago by santandrea76
ya anyone who has this much time to sit around and take that many pics of herself clearly isn't even old enough to go out and get a job. we're all going to jail haha
Added: 1019 days ago by hawaii5-0
she looks really young to me.... but i gotta admit i would do her too.....
Added: 1023 days ago by SammySCGG
this is the kinda chick that needs to be treated like shit or u aint getting shit
Added: 1023 days ago by grimblegrumble
#10 and # 15 were all thats needed the rest is just the reason why shes probably involved with millions of future children dieing in a papertowel.
Added: 1022 days ago by Raven923
u can pass. im not :p
Added: 1020 days ago by tekk
she's a fake tanned, shallow, vapid, dingbat.
Added: 1022 days ago by ImTeslaBeotch
i certainly would, but it'd be good if she dropped the god-awful pout - she looks like an effing fish.
Added: 1022 days ago by Axis
damn!! another ex girlfriend's picture made it on here!
Added: 1023 days ago by R3deemer
psh she's cute but she looks like a bitch and a flirt
Added: 1023 days ago by xxiamthestonexx
Carl Pilkington says something dumb. Again.
This horror flick is now out on dvd.
It's not Madonna, it's a donkey!
Hot. Japanese. Lesbians. COME ON!
A devious, awesome prank by Jimmy.
Hotter than an eskimo salsa dancing at BBQ.
Bad ass man on a bad ass game.
We lied, she didn't. She does have incredible breasts though.
Pageants: They make the kids mature!
A combination of my two favourite things.
No head needed in this video.
Amazing impressions by this talented bloke!
A look into the flip side of the bar scene.
Two women, four boobs, in the bath!
This looks mighty dangerous!
Some of Sketchy Andy's sketchy stunts.
I'm so glad she fell out of those clothes!
Cat plays Fruit Ninja and plays it well!
She's just the right side of naughty
Dances the dance of the horzontal melonfly.
A tattoo owned exclusively by geeks.
A worrying lack of general knowledge!
This is what rock 'n' roll does to you!
Octavia Swift is clean, yet rather dirty.
Ooooh, and it's in 3D too! Yay headaches!
The most awesome answers to exam Qs.
Lounging around with the lizards looking fine!
OK Go are the masters of original videos!
Big boobs breaking bras!
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