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the tip of it looks like a vagina.
Added: 1017 days ago by 3ndl3ss
they neglected to mention that it had to be inserted using a large wooden mallet.
Added: 1018 days ago by Axis
thatll hurt
Added: 1019 days ago by Ninjabryan
"it gets results because of its scientific construction" !? - well in that case lube me up!! wtf!?
Added: 1019 days ago by MingTheMerciless
no frikking way :/
Added: 1019 days ago by Elliebear
large enough to be efficient, small enough for anyone over 15 years old... just like my penis
Added: 1018 days ago by spungemunky69
a big pointy vagina you push into your ass?
Added: 1017 days ago by way2dru
it was a revolution. the old "dilator" model was not self lubing and you had to spit on the end first, this was a true one stop shop.
Added: 1018 days ago by way2dru
d'oh!!
Added: 1019 days ago by Kirashiro
oldskool buttplug!
Added: 1019 days ago by grizzly
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