ROBOT TATTOO

That's right, you could win a Wii, LCD TV and Blu-ray DVD player. It's all you'll need to hole up and kick back, and never leave the house again. Unless that is you win tickets to the Emirates Airline London Sevens at Twickenham - a unique event featuring 16 international teams battling it out over one weekend with 44 matches of nail-biting, high-speed tension. It'll be like one giant party!

All you have to do to win is have fun, by playing this simple but addictive game - Chargy Bargy: Grand Slam. You pick a team, stay patriotic or don't, catch the rugby ball and run like you're scoring the winning try to take your team to glory in the RBS Six Nations! Barge your opponents but avoid certain people, like your own supporters.

Notch up a high-score, enter it onto the leader board and hope that no one beats you. Or play again and double your score, just to make sure.

Wayne Bridge may not have wanted to shake John Terry's hand, but you can be guaranteed he'd love to get his mitts on the brand new issue of Monkey - especially round Lanny Barby's lovely jubblies on the cover. Just check out their perfect roundness. Googlarooney!

On page 10, we've raided a host of famous Hollywood homes just so we can bring you the very ace Hollywood Yearbook picture quiz. See, risking imprisonment just to bring you top entertainment. We're that dedicated!

Elsewhere, there's a gallery of the GREATEST celebrity photobombs ever, James 'tubby' Corden's mental Man United pep talk and a VIDEO of more sweet Lanny Barby toplessness. And on the subject of BOOBS, we've also got galleries of Vikki Blows, Gemma Massey and Jade Jagger's shapely melons. You will love it all. Oh yes, indeedy.