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That's right, Paris Hilton is smart, no one liked Mozart & Satan's got nothing on God when it comes to killing. What kind of a world!! What are we going to be told next, that Mickey Mouse is a pedo? Katy Perry's a man. I can't take it.
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this poll goes to show that god is better than satan in everything. especially the awesome stuff!!!!
Added: 161 days ago by GTP84
oh wow, is paris hilton really that smart??
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Added: 163 days ago by rttech82
well, for one(#1), god's guys wrote the bible, sort of how the u.s. reports war dead from iraq, two... it's hard to not go to a funeral when you may have the next one if you don't and three, the unabomber has a higher i.q. than paris... so what...?
Added: 163 days ago by Aitchondo
the unabomber? try the artist.
Added: 114 days ago by smartnerd666
well the first one is irrelevant seen as neither are real.
the second one i would've expected seen as stalin had power and drew a lot of attention.
as for the third one, who cares, which has contributed more to society? exactly. iq makes no difference.
Added: 166 days ago by --barking---spider--
rules to get a most viewed/most comments on kontraband.
1.) mention god.
2.) mention paris hilton.
3.) have god and paris make a grainy night vision sex tape together.
Added: 167 days ago by D3ATHFYSH
win!
Added: 162 days ago by cunningstunts
ha.
Added: 168 days ago by Suggsie51
126...paris!!! wow! then i guess that mike tyson must be around 300.
Added: 168 days ago by photon
andy warhol is not a good example of anything. anything compared to him is gold. and yes paris is smarter then you think. how do you think that tape got out? accident? there are no accidents.
Added: 168 days ago by trashpile
Four people's laryngeal openings singing opera.
Mozart's Requiem sung with the aid of helium.
Neat instrument if you can't afford a guitar.
People bust some moves to F#ck the Sh#t
Much more enjoyable than normal football.
Ninjas like to relax by dry-humping shuriken.
Mozart's Requiem sung with the aid of helium.
A delightful sweet melody with dirty lyrics
A clever, novel and very creative idea.
Difficult ball balancing nightmare addiction !
Weird Al Yankovic explains the meme. LOL
Cats heads transposed onto human bodies...
Princess Leia catches some sun rays on set.
8-bit perverted power-up depravity.
The greatest quotes from the greatest show
Matrix re-imagined as silent film with Chaplin.
So what do girls get up to when they hang out?
Fantastic artwork by this talented individual
What would Wicket say about these two?
She drills through the ice to catch a fish...
An amazing piece of Parkour from this guy.
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