THE TRUTH, EVEN WHEN IT HURTS
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That's right, Paris Hilton is smart, no one liked Mozart & Satan's got nothing on God when it comes to killing. What kind of a world!! What are we going to be told next, that Mickey Mouse is a pedo? Katy Perry's a man. I can't take it.
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this poll goes to show that god is better than satan in everything. especially the awesome stuff!!!!
Added: 282 days ago by GTP84
oh wow, is paris hilton really that smart??
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Added: 284 days ago by rttech82
well, for one(#1), god's guys wrote the bible, sort of how the u.s. reports war dead from iraq, two... it's hard to not go to a funeral when you may have the next one if you don't and three, the unabomber has a higher i.q. than paris... so what...?
Added: 284 days ago by Aitchondo
the unabomber? try the artist.
Added: 235 days ago by smartnerd666
well the first one is irrelevant seen as neither are real.
the second one i would've expected seen as stalin had power and drew a lot of attention.
as for the third one, who cares, which has contributed more to society? exactly. iq makes no difference.
Added: 287 days ago by --barking---spider--
rules to get a most viewed/most comments on kontraband.
1.) mention god.
2.) mention paris hilton.
3.) have god and paris make a grainy night vision sex tape together.
Added: 288 days ago by D3ATHFYSH
win!
Added: 283 days ago by cunningstunts
ha.
Added: 289 days ago by Suggsie51
126...paris!!! wow! then i guess that mike tyson must be around 300.
Added: 289 days ago by photon
andy warhol is not a good example of anything. anything compared to him is gold. and yes paris is smarter then you think. how do you think that tape got out? accident? there are no accidents.
Added: 289 days ago by trashpile
Possibly the greatest advert ever made...
If this is a let down I will kill myself.
He doesn't even get naked the weirdo.
Like a box of chocolate
Trek with double dose of random WTF-ness!
More of a rant than a video but very funny.
A weird biological looking arcade game.
She is having a "Mass Effect" on my crotch, ill be in my bunk
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The blue hippy cats ruined the film Avatar.
Combinin 2 good things to 1 awesome one
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Is it man or machine? No, it's an idiot!
Not just your common or garden douchebags
It makes the weirdest noise ever.
What Bear Grylls is like when the camera stops
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Save apple picking Mexicans from war.
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