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THE TRUTH, EVEN WHEN IT HURTS
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That's right, Paris Hilton is smart, no one liked Mozart & Satan's got nothing on God when it comes to killing. What kind of a world!! What are we going to be told next, that Mickey Mouse is a pedo? Katy Perry's a man. I can't take it.

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this poll goes to show that god is better than satan in everything. especially the awesome stuff!!!!
Added: 242 days ago by GTP84
 

 
 

oh wow, is paris hilton really that smart?? rt [link deleted]
Added: 244 days ago by rttech82
 

 
 

well, for one(#1), god's guys wrote the bible, sort of how the u.s. reports war dead from iraq, two... it's hard to not go to a funeral when you may have the next one if you don't and three, the unabomber has a higher i.q. than paris... so what...?
Added: 244 days ago by Aitchondo
 

 
 

the unabomber? try the artist.
Added: 195 days ago by smartnerd666
 

 
 

well the first one is irrelevant seen as neither are real. the second one i would've expected seen as stalin had power and drew a lot of attention. as for the third one, who cares, which has contributed more to society? exactly. iq makes no difference.
Added: 247 days ago by --barking---spider--
 

 
 

rules to get a most viewed/most comments on kontraband. 1.) mention god. 2.) mention paris hilton. 3.) have god and paris make a grainy night vision sex tape together.
Added: 248 days ago by D3ATHFYSH
 

 
 

win!
Added: 243 days ago by cunningstunts
 

 
 

ha.
Added: 249 days ago by Suggsie51
 

 
 

126...paris!!! wow! then i guess that mike tyson must be around 300.
Added: 249 days ago by photon
 

 
 

andy warhol is not a good example of anything. anything compared to him is gold. and yes paris is smarter then you think. how do you think that tape got out? accident? there are no accidents.
Added: 249 days ago by trashpile
 

 
 
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