Comments: 25
Pass me my wallet, these people are getting more than10%. If I can be amused while staring at a plastic jar, then they deserve every dime in there. A little humour can go a long way when it comes to tips, just don't expect anything off Mr Pink.
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lol seen 12 before
Added: 231 days ago by slurpeespwn
#25 references office space...therefore the best one.
Added: 239 days ago by QDogg119
#23 - people who lack basic grammar and spelling skills shouldn't leave lengthy notes explaining their need for tips. the only tip i would leave them is a note saying, “go back to school!”
Added: 241 days ago by Hamish
i know, i know, "the only tip i would leave..." not "the only tip i would leave..."
i'm aware of the egg on my face, but my point still stands.
Added: 241 days ago by Hamish
i know, i know, "the only tip i would leave..." not "the only tip i would leave..."
i'm aware of the egg on my face, but my point still stands.
Added: 241 days ago by Hamish
i see, can't post capital letters, i'll stop replying to my own posts now. no more egg on my face.
Added: 241 days ago by Hamish
.........heheh
Added: 239 days ago by Nahazz
this is your brain on drugs...
Added: 239 days ago by Strickly K
some of these would work a treat in stripper-oriented pubs. ;-)
Added: 241 days ago by NuttyE
i used to frequent a bar with 'yqjcyadfmtj' on the tip jar. people would ask what it meant. 'your question just cost you a dollar for my tip jar' was the response.
Added: 241 days ago by curieweiss
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