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Billy Mays opened the newspaper and noticed 3 people (Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson) had already died this week. It was then when he said his last words: "But wait! There's more!"

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he's dead but still doing commercials
Added: 118 days ago by trickortreat
 

 
 

another thing about the shamwow guy.... he has a shamwow just for pets and it comes with a instruction video! like....... i have a wet dog here and a towel (or shamwow) in my hand. 4 hour video avalible soon in hd & blu-ray!!!!!
Added: 139 days ago by damn-skippy
 

 
 

i think the shamwow guy killed him in his sleep with a slap chop...or a shamwow filled with chemicals. *lulz*
Added: 142 days ago by apokalyptika
 

 
 

billy was cool slightly annoying but still cool. the shamwow dude on the other hand is just plain irritating
Added: 142 days ago by damn-skippy
 

 
 

everyone seems to forget david carradine. [link deleted] david, ed, farah, mj, and billy.
Added: 145 days ago by Thunderbeast
 

 
 

no one remembered him when he was alive. why should being dead change anything?
Added: 145 days ago by Drinkslinger74
 

 
 

are you kidding he was caine he will help you
Added: 144 days ago by trickortreat
 

 
 

so now the shamwow guy has the floor to himself. :(
Added: 145 days ago by mkad
 

 
 

yer gonna love my nuts
Added: 144 days ago by somejerk
 

 
 

rip billy
Added: 145 days ago by Fexxe
 

 
 
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