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FUNNY PRODUCT NAMES


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Somehow i figure that the day they came up with the brand names for some of these surreal products the CEO of the company must have been out playing golf of having an affair with the secretary - How these made it into the shops is beyond me - OMG!!!

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i love me some retard capsules.
Added: 950 days ago by Nice
 

 
 

yea golden gay time is an accual product we have in aus look up the tv add on youtube its prob the gayest add ive ever seen
Added: 949 days ago by Piig
 

 
 

golden gaytime eh?
Added: 950 days ago by MistaCotton
 

 
 

wack off..... used by the armed forces. lol
Added: 949 days ago by thisischris
 

 
 

golden gaytime, you can get those anywhere in australia, lol. at my old job my boss was always had golden gaytime in his mouth
Added: 942 days ago by zoidanoid
 

 
 

hotdogs in a jar in portugal - "hitkids"
Added: 952 days ago by Whatevra
 

 
 

need some of pic 8
Added: 952 days ago by Elliebear
 

 
 

That "Megapussi" wasn't the only Finnish marketing failure. They used to have a bag of white bread, and the product's name was, hilariously enough, Jussipussi :D
Added: 942 days ago by xxxplode
 

 
 

mmmmmm pee cola, the best thing for washing down megapussi..... love it
Added: 952 days ago by Murfio
 

 
 

ha!
Added: 950 days ago by somejerk
 

 
 
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