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my mother was once tragically hooked in the mouth during a fishing accident! wtf kontraband? why did you not consult me before posting these to make sure one of them wouldn't touch on some emotional event in my past!? shame on you!
Added: 136 days ago by gr8fuldane
no you're not. you're just the one who couldn't handle my mistaking this for an appropriate place for sincerity. you are, however, totally right that this forum is poorly served by sentiment, especially when someone is startled like this. my bad.
Added: 136 days ago by nonotthatguytheotherguy
no you're not. you're just the one who couldn't handle my mistaking this for an appropriate place for sincerity. you are, however, totally right that this forum is poorly served by sentiment, especially when someone is startled like this. my bad.
Added: 136 days ago by nonotthatguytheotherguy
yeah, see you don't get it. i was startled and wrote from the heart. i wasn't saying it wasn't funny. i don't expect consultations. but thank you for reminding me of what dreck troll this site. would it have been so hard to be right *and* nice?
Added: 136 days ago by nonotthatguytheotherguy
just shut up. we dont care about your sister or your life. its a comedy website. get real.
Added: 136 days ago by Worldslayer
emo kids are emo
Added: 134 days ago by Purefury
bg
Added: 137 days ago by jswk
10 says a lot...
munch.
Added: 138 days ago by Oraktoraeneo
i dont get the last one???
Added: 138 days ago by ACAST1977
penis!
Added: 138 days ago by somejerk
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