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As soon as I saw that strained smile from the girl in the first pic my mind was haunted forever by her monstrous grin that says I will eat this and then I will eat your innards. At least one thing's better than the past, ads are less creepy.

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# 6 looks like denise richards #11 - answer: no #14 - garbage pail kids #15 - i like she likes it #19 is just so wrong!
Added: 118 days ago by QDogg119
 

 
 

13 is just...disturbing
Added: 118 days ago by Rubbert
 

 
 

please remove the 2nd last one
Added: 119 days ago by schallas
 

 
 

#4 is shopped! ... old school style
Added: 120 days ago by JackDaniels
 

 
 

pic 15 is now only available on certain adult sites...but in the 50's or 60's it was ok to show it.....damn censorship...
Added: 121 days ago by Shanchat
 

 
 

the pig!
Added: 122 days ago by Nice
 

 
 

i think on number 7 (chocolate one) they should change the first feeling to constipation, cause that's what it looks like to me.
Added: 122 days ago by canuckster
 

 
 

#6! whoa! no wonder we have problems, was this advertisment funded by the church or what!?
Added: 122 days ago by zedarina
 

 
 

god no wonder why every woman on this planet age 40-60 is a self righteous notorious feminazi. still, i'd love nothing more than a stepford wife, too bad those don't exist anymore.
Added: 122 days ago by canuckster
 

 
 

and i tought our world was f***d up! i got to ask grandma what they were smoking back then.
Added: 122 days ago by photon
 

 
 
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