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As soon as I saw that strained smile from the girl in the first pic my mind was haunted forever by her monstrous grin that says I will eat this and then I will eat your innards. At least one thing's better than the past, ads are less creepy.

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the pig!
Added: 946 days ago by Nice
 

 
 

is pic 6 holding pedobear in his white suit?
Added: 947 days ago by richs
 

 
 

13 is just...disturbing
Added: 942 days ago by Rubbert
 

 
 

please remove the 2nd last one
Added: 943 days ago by schallas
 

 
 

19 is pedobear approved!
Added: 947 days ago by udonomefoo
 

 
 

pic 3: yeah...thats a stinky possy if it needs lysol....
Added: 947 days ago by Ninjabryan
 

 
 

pic 15 is now only available on certain adult sites...but in the 50's or 60's it was ok to show it.....damn censorship...
Added: 945 days ago by Shanchat
 

 
 

i think on number 7 (chocolate one) they should change the first feeling to constipation, cause that's what it looks like to me.
Added: 946 days ago by canuckster
 

 
 

god no wonder why every woman on this planet age 40-60 is a self righteous notorious feminazi. still, i'd love nothing more than a stepford wife, too bad those don't exist anymore.
Added: 947 days ago by canuckster
 

 
 

# 6 looks like denise richards #11 - answer: no #14 - garbage pail kids #15 - i like she likes it #19 is just so wrong!
Added: 942 days ago by QDogg119
 

 
 
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