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So Much For The Sun Tan   PICTURE 1 of 18
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SO MUCH FOR THE SUN TAN
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Ow. It hurts just looking at these scorched bodies, what's wrong with them? They're either on a death wish or they just don't get that big, bright burning yellow orb in the sky that we orbit around. It gives off heat as well as light :(

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dude, the rednecks with the skull-ets and the hat tan lines, lmao, really those are real people!
Added: 106 days ago by Chi-Negro
 

 
 

kid's face on 14 explains it all.
Added: 106 days ago by xastroxcreepx
 

 
 

ok you know you had to much sun when you have permapanties on your ass
Added: 108 days ago by scottishgoth
 

 
 

#5 is classic.
Added: 108 days ago by Beta-Wax
 

 
 

#6 is cyclist michael rasmussen, i think. that's what happens when you put a pasty dane in the pyrenees.
Added: 108 days ago by astrowhiz
 

 
 

someone should've warned the guy(?) in number 7 against spraying fence preservative while facing into the wind.
Added: 109 days ago by Axis
 

 
 

rotfl, no way dude, too funny! rt [link deleted]
Added: 109 days ago by AZWizo2
 

 
 

sorry, i just puked on number 14, that one was too much... and what the heck did the orange guys do to be like that?
Added: 110 days ago by flagg
 

 
 

ugh. gross. the guido douchebag is the worst.
Added: 110 days ago by satyriasis
 

 
 

y'know what really pisses me off? i actually live in italy, and not a single **** person around here looks even remotely like that. not even the faggots. not even the douchebags. which kinda makes me wonder who decided to call these guys "guidos"
Added: 107 days ago by LinkSilver
 

 
 
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