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SO MUCH FOR THE SUN TAN


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Ow. It hurts just looking at these scorched bodies, what's wrong with them? They're either on a death wish or they just don't get that big, bright burning yellow orb in the sky that we orbit around. It gives off heat as well as light :(

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dude, the rednecks with the skull-ets and the hat tan lines, lmao, really those are real people!
Added: 917 days ago by Chi-Negro
 

 
 

rotfl, no way dude, too funny! rt [link deleted]
Added: 920 days ago by AZWizo2
 

 
 

#6 looks fake
Added: 921 days ago by andy soto
 

 
 

i h8 guidos arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Added: 921 days ago by pug106
 

 
 

sorry, i just puked on number 14, that one was too much... and what the heck did the orange guys do to be like that?
Added: 921 days ago by flagg
 

 
 

#6 is cyclist michael rasmussen, i think. that's what happens when you put a pasty dane in the pyrenees.
Added: 919 days ago by astrowhiz
 

 
 

someone should've warned the guy(?) in number 7 against spraying fence preservative while facing into the wind.
Added: 920 days ago by Axis
 

 
 

tanning is hazardous to your health....but good for a laugh
Added: 921 days ago by Ninjabryan
 

 
 

ok you know you had to much sun when you have permapanties on your ass
Added: 919 days ago by scottishgoth
 

 
 

ugh. gross. the guido douchebag is the worst.
Added: 921 days ago by satyriasis
 

 
 
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