LONG DISTANCE BOOTY CALL
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Even to contemplate travelling 6803 miles just to get some action must mean that this girl is some VERY fine booty - But with today's technology it might not seem as much of an effort as it once was to cross vast distances! (via abstrusegoose.com)
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the moral of the story is: hookers are cheaper and safer than air travel, and you'll never be bangin a hooker and have a guy named "hadgi" highjack her and crash you into a building
Added: 917 days ago by Chi-Negro
i never considered it like that before, so much for my 7000 mile round trips - now they're barely 4 (philly being a complete pain in the ass).
Added: 918 days ago by Koncorde
talk about missing the point. read the first frame again. dunce.
Added: 918 days ago by Azuredrake
i went from macon, ga to d.c. to get some ass for an entire week, but that's the farthest i've gone.
Added: 918 days ago by splendiddissenter
scared to get some blood on the sword?
Added: 916 days ago by Pacifist
eh?
Added: 918 days ago by Pacifist
so if he can afford that coast to coast for a piece then he can probably afford the best hookers. so where did he fly to for the best hookers? discuss
Added: 918 days ago by kporter007
ha! moo...
Added: 916 days ago by thatguyzx
fail!
Added: 918 days ago by weegmaster
the kontraband comment under the picture.
Added: 918 days ago by Hairy43
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