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THIS IS THE NEWS...


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Some of these headlines sound like they could come from The Onion, but news has always trodden a fine line between being so ridiculous it verges on satire. And when it's not a headline defeating itself, it's an unwisely placed image. LMAO.

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28 classic
Added: 875 days ago by yotie169
 

 
 

i lol'd at 31
Added: 874 days ago by Peebs
 

 
 

man i feel sorry for australia - 38
Added: 873 days ago by Haacksaw
 

 
 

the first one is genius!
Added: 875 days ago by LOLD
 

 
 

where is the milf camp located!!!
Added: 871 days ago by Twiztid_psychokiller
 

 
 

24 ftw!
Added: 875 days ago by Prozzak
 

 
 

21 is brilliant!
Added: 875 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 

35 - have a great day! lol!
Added: 874 days ago by zorbee
 

 
 
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