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GREAT BODY, BUT HER FACE... :(
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As the old saying goes, you don't look at the mantel when you're poking the fire, if you did you might drop you strokes & run screaming. You could also avoid the horror with a brown paper bag or even put a mask of your fav celeb on them.

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this is why man invented paperbags
Added: 8 days ago by kuokka
 

 
 

hit em all i tell ya
Added: 10 days ago by dennis88
 

 
 

i think #8 might just be at a weird angle
Added: 11 days ago by Demacsspider
 

 
 

harshly supports the theory of 'if you don't mind, it don't matter!'
Added: 12 days ago by PeckerWould
 

 
 

id still f-u-c-k- them all
Added: 13 days ago by predator-x
 

 
 

there is nothing there a paper bag wouldnt fix (and maybe a tetnis shot)
Added: 13 days ago by rockmonger
 

 
 

they are all bobfocs!!
Added: 13 days ago by phaero
 

 
 

#7 - the body made my dick throw up, the face made me throw up.
Added: 14 days ago by Wastely
 

 
 

i call dibs on #7
Added: 14 days ago by ChupaDave
 

 
 

we call these women "two baggers"
Added: 14 days ago by redrazors
 

 
 
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