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THE WIFE
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The wife, her indoors, the trouble & strife, the ball & chain, your significant other, your better half, your other half, the little lady, the boss, the missus. Anyway I'm off for some beers, make sure dinner's ready when I get back.

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on the back of the car... someone needs to write "she is"
Added: 14 days ago by Fishlol
 

 
 

then a) what would be the point in writing the message b) it wouldnt be funny
Added: 11 days ago by Schneebs
 

 
 

it would incinuate that the person writing "she is" is getting the action from the guys missus. get it? i'm not explaining it again.
Added: 10 days ago by spungemunky69
 

 
 

#2, if he spent as much money on his wife as he spends on his motorcycles, she might let him ride more often :-d
Added: 14 days ago by stslish
 

 
 

you are not a man. which means you are not allowed on the internet. why are you on the internet? get back to the kitchen!
Added: 14 days ago by spungemunky69
 

 
 

in #8 .98 with the cents sign is an amount of money that is less then a penny .98 with a dollar sign is an amount of money that is less then a dollar
Added: 14 days ago by hotcar
 

 
 

congratulations did it take you 9 years of school to work that out?
Added: 11 days ago by Schneebs
 

 
 

#5 is hilarious and the signs are spelled correctly
Added: 15 days ago by embattled666
 

 
 

pic 1 = epic!
Added: 15 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 

linnie is a true dude!
Added: 15 days ago by LOLD
 

 
 
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