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GOOGLE SKYNET
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It was only a matter of time, wasn't it? I, for one, worship our new overlords, the mighty Google. Oh Google, what is it that you want us to do? Build giant gold statues of Larry Page and Sergey Brin? Where's John Connor when you need him...

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i'd like to visit this "robot theme park" that's made of corpses is there room for cyborgs and where can i go to sign up?
Added: 12 days ago by dethklok
 

 
 

omg!!! we are doomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Added: 13 days ago by DaPhoenix
 

 
 

wait, i use google and t-mobile. since i'm officially a supporter of google skynet products, does that mean i'll get a cleaner, pain-free death? oh, and can i get the frog theme please?
Added: 13 days ago by stslish
 

 
 

you can't totally hate him if he likes scrabble.
Added: 14 days ago by mkad
 

 
 

i see a motivational poster in the near future: "google skynet: it will straight up kill a baby"
Added: 14 days ago by llehctimd
 

 
 

quickly followed by "deathsawing: as painful as it sounds."
Added: 11 days ago by NasserInASaucer
 

 
 

some sad act wrote this?
Added: 14 days ago by Pacifist
 

 
 

i agree. looks good though.
Added: 14 days ago by Capn Jax
 

 
 

damn, were screwed :(
Added: 14 days ago by LOLD
 

 
 

i f*cking knew it!!
Added: 14 days ago by PedoNinja
 

 
 
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