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GOOGLE SKYNET


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It was only a matter of time, wasn't it? I, for one, worship our new overlords, the mighty Google. Oh Google, what is it that you want us to do? Build giant gold statues of Larry Page and Sergey Brin? Where's John Connor when you need him...

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you can't totally hate him if he likes scrabble.
Added: 826 days ago by mkad
 

 
 

quickly followed by "deathsawing: as painful as it sounds."
Added: 823 days ago by NasserInASaucer
 

 
 

i f*cking knew it!!
Added: 826 days ago by PedoNinja
 

 
 

some sad act wrote this?
Added: 826 days ago by Pacifist
 

 
 

*yawn
Added: 826 days ago by Re-Take
 

 
 

i'd like to visit this "robot theme park" that's made of corpses is there room for cyborgs and where can i go to sign up?
Added: 824 days ago by dethklok
 

 
 

damn, were screwed :(
Added: 826 days ago by LOLD
 

 
 

i see a motivational poster in the near future: "google skynet: it will straight up kill a baby"
Added: 826 days ago by llehctimd
 

 
 

wait, i use google and t-mobile. since i'm officially a supporter of google skynet products, does that mean i'll get a cleaner, pain-free death? oh, and can i get the frog theme please?
Added: 826 days ago by stslish
 

 
 

i agree. looks good though.
Added: 826 days ago by Capn Jax
 

 
 
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