BANK ROBBERS' HOLD-UP NOTES
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Have you ever wanted to rob a bank but couldn't think what to write in the demand note you hand over to the teller? Well take a look at these for some inspiration. It seems brevity is the soul of theft, and it doesn't hurt to say please.
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this is a deposit.
put all my money in your top draw.
do it quickly, no tricks.
i have a banana and i'm not afraid to eat it.
Added: 820 days ago by Sarthor
stupid is as stupid does. i have a brain but i am afraid to use it...
Added: 820 days ago by Jedi389
lol
Added: 751 days ago by JvdHurk
for some reason i thought bank robberies got you a lot more money. like at least $10,000 but they are getting like $1000 what's the point. get a job and work for a couple weeks, and not got to jail later.
Added: 820 days ago by sssssbooom
35 is win
Added: 820 days ago by Truan
i certainly hope so. medicare is a damn sight better than the medical insurance that i have now.
Added: 818 days ago by Phorat
nice.
Added: 818 days ago by Phorat
these read like the men seeking men ads on craigs list.
Added: 819 days ago by dings
$250,000? what world is he living in?
Added: 820 days ago by mkad
i personally lol'd at the "please" in number 3, who'd a thunk it?, a nice criminal
Added: 819 days ago by belzambar
World record holding fastest scooter!
This horror flick is now out on dvd.
The super-bowl full trailer for Avengers.
Dude gets KO'd by some gentle tickling.
Some vertigo inducing photography.
Crab loses fight so he pulls his arm off. Emo!
Likes books, has boobs. Beach buddy.
Not the best method admittedly...
She uses a ladle. A FREAKING LADEL! LOL!
ThePetebox covers 'Kids' by MGMT.
Lego Captain America takes no Lego prisoners!
A strong hit of nostalgia for 80's kids.
Lance Riddick is the scariest man alive!
The manliest, most beautiful thing ever!
I think we've all felt like this at some point.
Siri doesn't do the Scottish accent!
We think it rules, but no one listens to us!
Some of the biggest and best guts ever.
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