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Have you ever wanted to rob a bank but couldn't think what to write in the demand note you hand over to the teller? Well take a look at these for some inspiration. It seems brevity is the soul of theft, and it doesn't hurt to say please.
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i personally lol'd at the "please" in number 3, who'd a thunk it?, a nice criminal
Added: 91 days ago by belzambar
these read like the men seeking men ads on craigs list.
Added: 91 days ago by dings
someone set us up the bomb
Added: 91 days ago by jackolan
nice.
Added: 90 days ago by Phorat
for some reason i thought bank robberies got you a lot more money. like at least $10,000 but they are getting like $1000 what's the point. get a job and work for a couple weeks, and not got to jail later.
Added: 91 days ago by sssssbooom
some people actually do this just so that they can go to jail. it can be an easy way to get out of some situations, not that i'm condoning it.
Added: 91 days ago by Sleeper
nice to see so many polite bank robbers, saying please and thatnk you..
Added: 91 days ago by Sammerkona
this is a deposit.
put all my money in your top draw.
do it quickly, no tricks.
i have a banana and i'm not afraid to eat it.
Added: 91 days ago by Sarthor
lol
Added: 23 days ago by JvdHurk
i would say : all your money are belong to me cuz my power level is over nine thousaaaaaaaaaand!!!
Added: 92 days ago by tigerhelo
The superbowl recut by famous directors.
This is how to butter him up......
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Get her on the table and give her what for.
38 reasons to check your receipts.
Thank god these days are past us.
Minor league manager Phil Wellman loses it.
Her face could be ugly, damned if I know or care
The best advert that has ever been made.
Escape from a house surrounded by undead!
Grey Bloke ruins your fuzzy tingle times.
Who knew Scottish girls could be hot?
MC Escher would be proud.
Who's hotter? Slave Leia or jiggly Jabba?
Remi loves a bit of pizza too you know.
Cobra Commander visits Chat Roulette.
She should get an Oscar for this.....
Do your public duty and report a nipple
Heights are the scariest thing ever!!!
WONGA WONGA WONGA WONGA! WTF?
A man whore of a gallery with 40 different girls
Raid tombs but watch out for evil mummies!
One little mistake and you're totally screwed.
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