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Bank Robbers' Hold-Up Notes   PICTURE 1 of 39
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BANK ROBBERS' HOLD-UP NOTES
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Have you ever wanted to rob a bank but couldn't think what to write in the demand note you hand over to the teller? Well take a look at these for some inspiration. It seems brevity is the soul of theft, and it doesn't hurt to say please.

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i personally lol'd at the "please" in number 3, who'd a thunk it?, a nice criminal
Added: 12 days ago by belzambar
 

 
 

these read like the men seeking men ads on craigs list.
Added: 12 days ago by dings
 

 
 

someone set us up the bomb
Added: 12 days ago by jackolan
 

 
 

nice.
Added: 11 days ago by Phorat
 

 
 

for some reason i thought bank robberies got you a lot more money. like at least $10,000 but they are getting like $1000 what's the point. get a job and work for a couple weeks, and not got to jail later.
Added: 12 days ago by sssssbooom
 

 
 

some people actually do this just so that they can go to jail. it can be an easy way to get out of some situations, not that i'm condoning it.
Added: 12 days ago by Sleeper
 

 
 

nice to see so many polite bank robbers, saying please and thatnk you..
Added: 12 days ago by Sammerkona
 

 
 

this is a deposit. put all my money in your top draw. do it quickly, no tricks. i have a banana and i'm not afraid to eat it.
Added: 12 days ago by Sarthor
 

 
 

i would say : all your money are belong to me cuz my power level is over nine thousaaaaaaaaaand!!!
Added: 13 days ago by tigerhelo
 

 
 

aw, the collar bomber shouldn't even be in there. he was a hostage being forced to rob the bank by his captors. they put a bomb on him and if he didnt comply they would blow it up. they did blow it up anyway.
Added: 13 days ago by Xarr
 

 
 
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