BANK ROBBERS' HOLD-UP NOTES
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Have you ever wanted to rob a bank but couldn't think what to write in the demand note you hand over to the teller? Well take a look at these for some inspiration. It seems brevity is the soul of theft, and it doesn't hurt to say please.
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this is a deposit.
put all my money in your top draw.
do it quickly, no tricks.
i have a banana and i'm not afraid to eat it.
Added: 823 days ago by Sarthor
stupid is as stupid does. i have a brain but i am afraid to use it...
Added: 823 days ago by Jedi389
lol
Added: 754 days ago by JvdHurk
for some reason i thought bank robberies got you a lot more money. like at least $10,000 but they are getting like $1000 what's the point. get a job and work for a couple weeks, and not got to jail later.
Added: 823 days ago by sssssbooom
35 is win
Added: 823 days ago by Truan
i certainly hope so. medicare is a damn sight better than the medical insurance that i have now.
Added: 821 days ago by Phorat
nice.
Added: 821 days ago by Phorat
these read like the men seeking men ads on craigs list.
Added: 822 days ago by dings
$250,000? what world is he living in?
Added: 823 days ago by mkad
i personally lol'd at the "please" in number 3, who'd a thunk it?, a nice criminal
Added: 822 days ago by belzambar
Carl Pilkington says something dumb. Again.
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A devious, awesome prank by Jimmy.
Hotter than an eskimo salsa dancing at BBQ.
Bad ass man on a bad ass game.
We lied, she didn't. She does have incredible breasts though.
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A combination of my two favourite things.
No head needed in this video.
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Some of Sketchy Andy's sketchy stunts.
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